Eat Maggi, be in the swim;
Maggi keeps you slim and trim.
Lead is not poison, Lead has no weight,
Lead makes you a feisty mate.
Lead toughens your weak-kneed liver,
Lead makes your enemy shiver.
Eat Maggi, so people know,
You are someone on the go.
How can Maggi ever be bad,
When Madhuri-Bachchan do its ad?
When money sings in every packet,
When Corporate glitterati back it?
Eat Maggi, have fun, fun, fun,
Your are anyway dying of pollution.
Why need your health be of concern
To moral loonies who the channels run?
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